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How Many Agressive Stance Dice Can You Fit In Your Ear?
Published on 28 August 2009 - 07:50:10
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I think that, rather than analysing the meaning and 'game' usage of these dice, we need to establish how many we can fit in various orifices around our bodies.  Case in point - Agressive 'red' dice - how many can you insert in your ear?  I reckon about six, but that's only if I tilt my head so they don't fall out.

Here I am on the Geek.

 

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Reply #1 | Published on 28 August 2009 - 04:20:01
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Ye Ancient One said:

I think that, rather than analysing the meaning and 'game' usage of these dice, we need to establish how many we can fit in various orifices around our bodies.  Case in point - Agressive 'red' dice - how many can you insert in your ear?  I reckon about six, but that's only if I tilt my head so they don't fall out.

 

Unless you have particularly cavernous ears, I suspect more like 2-3 max (Unless we're counting dice balanced on the side of the head titled).

Belly button is probably only good for 3, four max.

Hope is the biggest and best lie there is. Without Hope,we'd be nothing at all

Reply #2 | Published on 28 August 2009 - 05:19:08
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Wow - I think I must have 'une petite navel' - I could only fit one in there.  Maybe two, if I was lying down and the fancy took me.

Here I am on the Geek.

 

Reply #3 | Published on 28 August 2009 - 05:38:58
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Ye Ancient One said:

I think that, rather than analysing the meaning and 'game' usage of these dice, we need to establish how many we can fit in various orifices around our bodies.  Case in point - Agressive 'red' dice - how many can you insert in your ear?  I reckon about six, but that's only if I tilt my head so they don't fall out.

I really don't want to offend you but there is one probing question: Are you drunk??

May Sigmar guide you!

Reply #4 | Published on 28 August 2009 - 06:42:30
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Stone cold sober.  I'd leave it at that, but they won't allow a post that short.  There, that's long enough.

Here I am on the Geek.

 

Reply #5 | Published on 28 August 2009 - 07:10:46
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Ye Ancient One said:

Stone cold sober.

OK - then it must be me

I really don't get your point - sorry!

May Sigmar guide you!

Reply #6 | Published on 28 August 2009 - 07:50:10

Knight Panther said:

Ye Ancient One said:

 

Stone cold sober.

 

 

OK - then it must be me

I really don't get your point - sorry!

Ye Ancient One speaks of various orifices around our bodies - so one could think that he's not that happy about the new dice pool and suggests that you stuff these things into a specific orifice, located down your back... but that's only a theory, of course. Funny topic, though! Any other suggestions?

Don't fight a battle if you don't gain anything by winning.
- Erwin Rommel

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